May 2011
Anonymous asked: how do you get those mini plus signs to follow your cursor?
When your friends try to show you something funny...
“Honey, I’m from tumblr. We’re like, weeks ahead of you.”
I love you sooo much! More than the earth, more...
“I just don’t understand how you can smile with all those tears in your eyes,...”
– Everclear (via youarenotforgottenmydear)
So my mother walks into my room....
conspiracy83:
Mommy Dear: “Daughter….” Me: “Mother….?” “Did you eat all the nutella?” My thoughts: OH FUCK, I’M CAUGHT, LIE BITCH, LIEEE!!! Me: “No mother, I did no such thing”
thought: LOOK INNOCENT!
Mother: “Really? Because there’s nutella all over your face”
Me:
“Yeah right mother”
Mother: “No, seriously” Me: *goes to le mirror and there is nutella ALL over my face*
BUSTED
I hate it when guys cut their hair.
10knotes:
mmmelissa:
You were so cute. WHY DID YOU DO THAT.
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